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Because, sometimes, you just want to quote some books.

"Patch grief with proverbs."

- Leonato, from William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing

"O, that he were here to write me down — an ass! — but, masters, remember, that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass."

- Dogberry, from William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing

"O villain! thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this."

- Dogberry, from William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing

"I do love nothing in the world so well as you: is not that strange?"

- Benedick, from William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing

"If I were as tedious as a king, I could find it in my heart to bestow it all of your worship."

- Dogberry, from William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing

"Comparisons are odorous."

- Dogberry, from William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing

"Is most tolerable, and not to be endured."

- Dogberry, from William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing

"To be a well-favoured man is the gift of fortune; but to write and read comes by nature."

- Dogberry, from William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing

"Are you good men and true?"

- Dogberry, from William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing

"‘Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner,’—there’s a double meaning in that."

- Benedick, from William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing

"

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever;
One foot in sea, and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.

Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into Hey nonny, nonny.

"

- William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

"Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop."

- The King, from Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

"Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much."

- Claudio, from William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing

"The adventures first; explanations take such a dreadful time."

- The Gryphon, from Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

  • Don Pedro: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.
  • Beatrice: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born.